Maybe the New York Daily News needs to take a page out of King Rupe's trashy daily tabloid when it comes to covers that sell. Today's Post cover doesn't only scream Halloween hate but it screams buy me. Who wouldn't want to know how this kid ended up with such poor taste. Compared to the NY Daily News' cover with a wrinkled John Kerry due to his asswhipe remarks towards our troops, we would spend a whole quarter on the post instead.

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