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Oh man! France wants to share the love

Published: Wednesday, November 30, 2005

French President Jacques(I could never say this name right) Chirac announced that his country will follow in the footsteps of Rupert Murdoch and launch TV Network to be used as a vehicle to transmit France's values and world vision to other parts of the globe. Hey FOX NEWS needed some competition from somewhere right?
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We just love the way gawker stick's it to the ny post!


Our friends (in our heads) at Gawker know's how to stick it to the half asleep cornballs at the NY Post. Our favorite line from Gawker's latest roasting is "we just want to know you. PHOTO FUCKER-UPPER, HOW DO YOU DO IT?!" Someone at Rupe's Tabloid had yet another doozy! from gawker

NBC Names Another Fat Cat

OK so which network is in the lead for having the most fucking presidents? GE's NBC seems to be the front runner right now. The network named some guy named Gary Zenkel to the post of president of............Ready for this?...........NBC Olympics... Come on, can't your president of sports entertainment oversee Olympics??

Ichan wants Dick's ass soooo bad he can taste it!

The man known as the corporate raider Carl Ichan just won't quit. Ichan is only bitching to fatten his pockets, and the pockets of his equally greedy investor buddies. Will Time Warner CEO Dick Parsons bow down to the thug?

What an Idiot! Now this is front page news!

Finally some real news........Not good news but real news. The headline on the front page of our sweet home town paper the NY Daily News is about an idiot accused cop killer and his equally stupid girlfriend. Click the title to read more.

Our Networks Want to Rape Us, And We Will Let Them

The heads of your favorite networks that carry your favorite programs are planning to ask you for money to watch their shows on demand. Shows like Desperate Housewives and CSI will cost you and make them about $1billion annually. The fucked up part about it is that...We will pay and never think twice about it either. Don't forget your credit card when watching TV kids.

Uh Huh! CNN explains 'X' glitch over Cheney's face

Published: Wednesday, November 23, 2005

CNN minions are now explaining why an X flashed over the face of VP Dick Cheney during the veep's speech. Here are a couple explanations:

The "X" image, a place-holding marker used by technicians to cue up graphics, is not supposed to be visible to viewers but was inadvertently projected onto the screen by a malfunction in a "switcher" device, they explained.

"So, for all the conspiracy theories out there," Kagan said, " ... that's not what this is about. It's a computer bug that people deal with everyday. It's just that ours was in front of millions of people."

Hollywood Powers Bow Down-Bitches

Published: Tuesday, November 22, 2005

You know the saying.............if you can't beat em join em. Both the music and movie business are desperate and is making sure that they kiss the asses of young net geeks who can run them out of business. AHHH Shawn Fanning ur Look at what u started dude!!

Cablevision says no plans to sell Knicks, Rangers

We have no plans to sell the Knicks and Rangers and the inquiry did not look credible to us," a Cablevision spokeswoman said.

Yeah Ok here is the translation to that statement.

"Yes we do want to sell these bastards but we want more money for them and until we get what we are secretly asking for we will get rid of em"

All I can say to Charles Dolan is sell the dam knicks and look at other possible businesses to buy. Aren't you losing money on these guys??

CBS says in talks with Google for video search

Les the Googler! is trying to show Viacom boss Sumner "It's time to retire" Redstone that he too can be a star. Moonves will be in charge of the slow growing but cash heavy CBS Corp while Freston will be in charge of the new Viacom. Doesn't it seem like Redstone picked his successor with Freston's division retaining the Viacom name??
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