Winners, Losers & Idiots This Week: Lite on the idiots and losers, heavy on the winners
Published: Friday, March 30, 2007
WINNERS: Haim Saban & Friends: Finally things are getting done at the FCC. See what getting off your hands can do. FCC Chairboy Kevin Martin and company approved the sale of Univision to wealthy media investor Haim Saban and his equally wealthy friends David Zaslav: This former NBC Universal underling isn’t wasting any time molding Discovery Communications into his own. First he fired his President & COO, stole someone from his old boss Jeff Zucker, and now he is buying COX out of their 25% stake in Discovery. Peter Chernin & Jeff Zucker: We know last week we called them idiots for wanting to go up against Youtube, but as it turns out, they just may have something after all. Andre Agassi: The tennis legend landed a sweet $5 million deal for his life story. Wonder if it will all be worth it when the book drops? Because seriously, who gives a fuck. CONTINUED... Faye Turney: One of 15 British sailors being held by Iran, is getting all the shine. We so smell a book deal in the future, and tons of talk show appearances Mike Eisner: The former Disney dictator has entered a deal with Myspace for his “Prom Queen” webisodes. His really turning into a little web mogul isn’t he. Felix Salmon, Tim Swanson & Lauren Goldstein Crowe: All three were announced this week as bloggers for the soon to be launched Portfolio.com covering the usual from entertainment to well… business of course. Ann Moore: For closing down the struggling Life magazine with plans to launch a photo portal using the life brand Jeff Zucker: If this man even sneezes on a female she will get pregnant. LOSERS: David Pecker: This guy must be the Teflon don of the magazine industry. It seems like he can do no wrong. Not even slowly running American Media into the ground will do the trick. Kurt Eichenwald: At least this time he didn’t make the idiots list. But he is a loser this week because Conde Nast’s new business magazine Portfolio, pulled his piece in an effort to keep the attention on them when the mag debuts. Yeah because you know everyone wants to know about the alleged boy porn financier IDIOTS: Sam Zell: Not only did he bid on Tribune, the fucking thing could have sent him to the poor house AMI Board: We keep asking this question and we will continue to ask it. What will it take for the American Media board to fire David Pecker and his underlings? Perhaps pinning the anthrax thing on him. Labels: FEATURE, SHOMARIHINES, WLITW |




















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